Thursday, July 31, 2008

Good morning from the porcine princess


Wynonna was too busy grazing to look up and smile, but she bids you a good morning. Once she finishes her morning mowing, she will retire to her pigloo for a long nap. Mid-afternoon she'll wake up and take a refreshing bath, nap a little more, then pace the porch until dinner time. She'll gobble up her pig food (click here to watch her eat), then graze for a little while before she calls it a day. Life is so hard when you're a pig.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Let the games begin

George and Alan were very disappointed to learn that Burro Wrestling will not be recognized as an official sport in the Beijing Summer Olympics. Undeterred, they continue to train.

Every workout begins with a brief warm-up.


Then they take turns sparring, until one makes the first move.

George makes the first leap...

Then they both raise up on their hind legs and hop around like kangaroos.

It's back down to the ground for an exchange of very fierce and evil looks.

We're just playin', Mom. We'd never hurt each other...promise!

Good morning from the 7MSN...


...where everybody is enjoying all the green grass.

Monday, July 28, 2008

I guess it's just a burro thing

Whenever George and Alan drink water, they stick their tongues out and silently slurp. I have no idea why.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Mr. Maybelline


Lyle stood still long enough this morning so that I could show you his famous two-tone eyelashes.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Ranch Tour – The Dining Room

No self-respecting ranch would be complete without a ranch table, at which to serve up beans, biscuits, cobbler and strong coffee to a bunch of hungry cowboys. OK, so I don’t have a bunch of hungry cowboys to feed, but I bought this totally cool mesquite ranch table yesterday. It’s very narrow (22 inches), very long (7 feet), and VERY heavy. The base is made from oxen yokes.

In a pinch, I suppose it could serve as an extra bed for a tall, skinny person.

The table will seat 6 cowboys on these “Butt Benches” – seriously, that’s what they’re called!

You’d be amazed at how comfortable these benches are.

For now, I will sit at the head of the table and hold court in my comfy leather Louis XV chair. Whoa, talk about mix and match! But it’ll do until I find the perfect rancher-woman throne...something in cowhide perhaps?

Finding the table and benches was quite the adventure. My neighbor, her 9-year-old daughter, and I drove down to Ruidoso, NM, yesterday for some retail therapy. I was searching for new dining room furniture, to replace the formal, humdrum set I had owned since 1988, which looked great in a federal-style townhouse in Virginia...but not so great on a ranch 7 miles south of nowhere, New Mexico.

Ruidoso is a little town nestled in the Sacramento mountains and is a summer home for many big-haired, Hummer-driving Texans. It is rumored that George Strait has a vacation home in Ruidoso. Alas, our paths did not cross yesterday.

As we drove through the town of Carrizozo on the way there, we spotted an enormous building with lots of cheesy-looking, rusty metal burros out front. Perhaps they contained magnets, because my truck made a sharp turn into the parking lot. And there I found the ranch table and lots of other stuff I would have bought, but my truck is only so big.

We continued on to Ruidoso, where my neighbor had been many times before. She served as tour guide and navigator.I should have known something was amiss when we kept walking down the same block and she kept getting turned around.

Her daughter was as thrilled about going into every boutique as I was. However, I did make an extreme impulse buy in this little shop, called Rainwaters. If the tag is to be believed, I now own a 100% hand crocheted scarf made by hardworking women in Nepal who gather the scraps from their day’s work making saris and twist them into threads which they then crochet into unique hats, gloves, handbags and scarves. Yeah, right. But it is very soft and warm and I plan to make good use of it this winter...if Smooch agrees to share.

Share? No way! It matches my tongue!

In any event, we lunched in Ruidoso and were headed back home, when my neighbor spotted another cheesy-looking place called Casa Decor on the outskirts of town. She is used to shopping with her husband, who wouldn’t think of making a u-turn across the middle of a highway in lots of traffic to head back to a store that might contain a bargain. I, on the other hand, didn’t have to think twice. Sure enough, the place was a gold mine and therein I found my butt benches, and my neighbor found the garden bench of her dreams.

So now the truck is loaded with one mesquite ranch table, two butt benches, two night stands, one garden bench, and a partridge in a pear tree, and we’re headed for home...via the long way. Neighbor and navigator, who had been to Ruidoso many times before, got us lost and we went 100-some miles out of our way.

But it was worth it. Now if I could just find 6 hungry cowboys...

Friday, July 25, 2008

Soggy weekend ahead?


Probably...but maybe not. The tropical storm that was Hurricane Dolly will allegedly bring lots of rain to much of New Mexico this weekend. The 7MSN is a little inside the eastern edge of where the rain is supposed to fall. See us right there next to the N in RAIN? While I really need to run errands tomorrow, I'd be pretty happy getting stuck here, too. I wore myself out in Ruidoso today, immersed in some serious retail therapy. What did rancher-woman buy? It will seat six cowboys and it's not a truck. Details and pictures tomorrow.

Dawn Stampede

I will never, ever tire of watching my little herd come running up to the barn. These days, they're so busy enjoying the tasty pasture grass that I have to whistle them home for breakfast. As soon as they hear me, the stampede starts. They race up the well-worn path that stretches from the far reaches of the ranch to the barn. The burros run with their necks stretched out and noses up in the air, trying to catch the smells along the way.





When every morning starts like this, it's impossible to have a bad day.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Instigator

I was minding my own business, checking fence the lazy way – on the Ranger. Silly me drove home through the middle of the pasture, only to encounter the boys.


Hmm...tastes pretty good. Could use more salt.




Lyle, not the camera bag!



Lyle, leave the pail alone.



Lyle, don't even think about it.



Lyle, if you had a hammer, you wouldn't know what to do with it.




See what you've done? Now George has to get in on the act.



George, don't go there...




George, just because Lyle does something doesn't mean you have to...




But, Mom, you let him do it.



Yeah, you let Lyle do it. He gets away with everything.



Mom, can I have a ride back to the barn?


Lyle, just...go...away.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The truth about cats and dogs

Deets is the dog I’ve always wanted. There...I’ve said it. I know he’s a cat, but he comes runnin’ whenever he hears my voice.

He goes with me on long walks in the pasture...off leash.

He might run ahead or fall behind a little, but he never leaves my sight, nor does he eat jackrabbits or chase cows. And he doesn’t bark at the horses and burros, so they wouldn’t dream of kicking him. He loves to hang out with the herd, and he’s smart enough to sit under the trees so the ravens and owls can’t swoop down and snatch him.

Though Deets talks alot, his meows won’t scare off trespassers, so Smooch is no danger of losing her job. But Deets is one cool cat and in the running for top dog at the 7MSN.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Tagged

My buddy Victoria stopped picking fresh raspberries, tomatoes and basil long enough to tag me with one of those spill-your-secrets games. (And am I envious of her varmint-free garden? You betcha.) I’m supposed to tell you six things about myself that you probably don’t know. (click on the image to enlarge it, if you dare)


1. I was born in Cleveland, Ohio, with very chubby cheeks.

2. Easter bonnets were a big deal throughout my childhood; I have pictures like these that span the years, wearing a variety of frisbee-like things strapped to my head. That’s my sister on the left...looks like there may have been a bee in her bonnet.

3. Once upon a time I was married.

4. Before I rode horses, I rode bicycles...a lot. Ever hear of the RAGBRAI? The Des Moines Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa? I did that three years in a row, and my favorite vacations were spent cycling in Italy.

5. I used to live in a townhouse in the city...imagine!

6. In 1993, a few months before I moved to New Mexico, I went to Bill Clinton’s Inaugural Ball...good lord, what was I thinking?? Actually, I was thinking I would most likely never have that kind of opportunity again so I went. And I still have the red sequined high heels that match this dress. Some things you just can’t throw away.

I’m going to tag some of the folks that have found this blog recently:
Cheryl at deserthorses
Carolynn at A Glowing Ember
Lisa at Laughing Orca Ranch
Molly at HolaMole
Vonda at The Little Egg Farm
The Knutson’s

Play along if you’d like but if you don’t want to, that’s ok, too.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

The problem with green grass

Now that the grass has finally started to grow, I can't get the boys to lift their heads up from the ground long enough to take pictures. As problems go, it's a pretty nice one to have.


Saturday, July 19, 2008

The reason this post doesn't have a picture

What's a post without a picture? You know me...I love to illustrate everything.

Well, the reason this post doesn't have a picture is:
1. There was another drenching storm early yesterday evening. 1.4" of rain in just an hour!
2. The rain was accompanied by lots and lots of lightning...really close by.
3. Apparently some of the lightning was a little too close, as it fried the fuses in the electric fence charger and it fried my computer...or shall I say my employer's computer.

So I've spent the last 24 hours trying to regroup. Fixing the fence charger was the easy part, as I had extra fuses on hand. Whether the computer can be fixed remains to be seen. But I'm sitting here at a brand new computer (attached to the mother of all surge protectors) and all of my files were recoverable, so life is good again. But I haven't been able to install all my software so I can't resize the pictures off my camera. So that's why this post doesn't have a picture.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Waiting for the coffee to be done

6:20 a.m.
The boys have come up to the barn and passed inspection. No scrapes, no cacti in their manes or tails, no worries. Morning chores are done, and the coffee is brewing. Smooch and I spend a few quiet moments out back, watching the sun come up. Life is good.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Comings and goings

A little bit of rain was all it took for the pasture grass to start growing. The boys are officially off welfare and back to feeding themselves. They continue to show up in the barn at what used to be their designated meal times. They look around, get a little huffy, then nicker for me to come out and feed them.
Nice try, guys, but no more room service.


So back out to the pasture they go.

They generally stay out all night, then when they hear Wynonna start bellowing for her breakfast, they head back to the barn, thinking I'll cave and feed them, too.

And I do...but just a little. I like to give them all a good inspection in the mornings, so I'm happy to offer them a little reward for showing up.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Here's your sign?

It started out as an ordinary late-afternoon walk with Smooch. I brought my camera along, ‘cause you just never know when a walk might turn into an adventure. We barely got to the top of White Dirt Road when I saw my first picture. Storm clouds over the Manzanos, white dirt, navy blue skies...


Mom, look!

Hang on, Smooch, I’m busy here.

I turned to the east and saw more white dirt, this time against azure blue skies.



MOM, LOOK!

Smooch, stop pulling, dang it! I'm trying to take pictures here.

BUT, MOM!

I caught my balance as Smooch tried to drag me down the road. And then I saw him.




Don’t be scaring him, Smooch.



We hadn’t seen our buddy the turtle in forever, though we’d certainly been thinking about him.



Where had he been for the last 12 months? And why had he shown up today?



Maybe Saturday’s gully washer had flooded his home. Or maybe he just felt like going out for dinner.
Or maybe it was a sign...

As Smooch and I stood there contemplating the implications of the turtle’s appearance, he walked off.



And a few minutes later, he was still walking off.



And several more minutes later, he was still walking off –
I didn’t have to increase the camera’s shutter speed to capture the action.

I’ll never know why the turtle picked this day to come out and visit us, but I was delighted to see him again.
I think he needs a name. I shall call him Steve... Turtle Steve.