Monday, January 30, 2012

Hank's way or the highway

Hank: Alan, George, Lucy. Barn. Now.



Alan: Hurry up, you guys. Hanks says it's time to go home for lunch.



George: Since when do we listen to a thing he says?

Alan: Be nice. If we boost his ego, 
maybe he'll be so full of himself he won't eat all our hay.



Lucy: Shortstuff is smarter than he looks.




Hank: I'm waiting.




Hank: You think I can't see you back there conspiring.



Lucy: George, now is not the time to roll!

Hank: I'm still waiting.




 Lucy: We'll be right there, Hank!

George: La-la-la-la-la. 


 
Hank: Excuse me, mom, but you're in my way.




Me: You've got that backwards, Hank. I was here first. 
Your bullying tactics don't work with me.

Hank: Yes, ma'am.



Lucy: Uh-oh. George and Alan cut to the front of the line. This is gonna get ugly.




Hank: Over. Now.



Hank: Nobody cuts in front of me. 
Me: *clears throat*
Hank: Well, except for mom, but only because she feeds me.




Hank: I'm in charge here and you would do well to remember that.



Hank: Eat my dust.