Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Snapper takes issue with my housekeeping

Snapper: You left your dish in the sink.
Me: So sue me.


Snapper: Now I've got cottage cheese on my face and I can't get it off.


Me: Maybe if you stayed out of the sink you wouldn't have this problem.


Snapper: Who's that knocking at the door?! I don't want anyone to see me like this.


Snapper: Oh. It's just Peach.


Me: No, you can't come in. Now stop asking.