Alan: Mirror, mirror, on the ground, who's the fairest one around?
Lucy: That would be me.
Hank: I beg to differ. I outshine you both.
Alan: I have had it up to here with your ego, Mr. Big Butt.
Hank: I'm going to pretend you never said that.
Alan: I suppose it's time I've learned to accept my fate as low man on this totem pole.
Hank: Run along, short stuff. I will always be older, wiser, and taller than you.
Alan: My ears are longer. I win.