Me: Johnny, come on out. The nice people out there haven't seen you for a couple of weeks.
As I waited for Johnny to get his butt out of bed, I noticed something about him that I'd never noticed before.
(Roll your mouse between the margin and the photo to see what I mean.)
Johnny: You've got burros on the brain.
He finally left the comfort of his nest, realized his food bowl was empty...
...then went right back to bed.
Johnny: Wake me up again when it's spring.