What a pathetic excuse for a snowman.
Had I made him when the snow first came down,
he might have stood a little taller and lasted a little longer.
Hank got his licks in and wasn't all that impressed,
George stepped in for a piece of the action,
but the snowman left a bad taste in his mouth.
Once Hank removed the guy's hat and licked his face off, the taste must have improved.
George came back for seconds, and by the time they were done...
they had licked themselves a dog.