Johnny: What in the world is taking her so long? I'm starving here.
Me: She wants to make sure your food is safe to eat.
Hank: Excuse me? We're still waiting for our menus.
Lucy: I'd like a glass of water with lemon, please.
Ethel: Tonight's special is a grilled ocean whitefish, served with a delicate gravy.
Lucy: Cat food by any other name. You can't fool me.
Ethel: What's it gonna take to please you guys?
Hank: Hay. We're vegetarians.