I was about to hit rock bottom last week. Spring was in the air, yet I couldn't enjoy it because I could barely see it. And forget about taking pictures out of grimy, filmy windows. No amount of photoshopping can fix that.
When you live in a one-story house where every single window is accessible without a ladder,
there really isn't any excuse for having dirty windows. Please remind me of that in couple of months, ok?
Smooch: Is that really you, mom?
You look so much different without cat slobber in the way.
Me: Nice try, Smooch, but nobody's buying it.