Me: Somebody's going to get a bath before she's allowed back in the house.
Smooch: Who me? I'm not dirty.
Smooch: Must get to the bottom of this...
Smooch: ... but first I have to sneeze.
Smooch: Maybe if I dig sideways for awhile...
Smooch: I hate it when my ears get full of dirt.
And people wonder why I don't landscape the back yard.
It would spoil all of Smooch's fun.
Smooch: Life is good.