Me: You're looking particularly lovely, sitting there in
the world's ugliest your favorite chair.
May I take your picture?
Smooch: Again with the pictures? All right, if you insist.
Smooch: How would you like me to pose?
Me: Closing your mouth would be a good place to start.
Smooch: Try this angle. I'm getting self-conscious about my neck rolls.
Smooch: Love you, mom.
Me: Love you, too, Smooch.
Smooch: Are you sure about this profile thing? My neck rolls are showing. I know it.
Me: Let me try hiding them behind this arm.
Smooch: Be sure to get one of my yearbook pose.
Smooch: Are we done yet?
Me: That's a wrap.