Me: Psst...look over here.
JCC: Are you speaking to me?
Me: Yes. Your adoring public might appreciate a formal portrait.
JCC: In that case, let me look aloof. It's my specialty.
JCC: Ho hum la de da. Getting bored.
JCC: One swipe and I could rip this print down to make room for one of me.
JCC: Way too much equine decor in this house.
JCC: I wonder how I would look in glasses?
Me: Touch those and you're never coming in the house again.
JCC: Just looking!