If you were with us yesterday, you know that I almost missed the pronghorns in the pasture
because I was distracted while playing paparazzi.
I could see one big buck and about a dozen of his girlfriends.
George and Alan were still chasing each other nearby, which Buck must have sensed as a threat.
He began moving his girls along...but they had different ideas.
Pronghorn #1: That gray one is kind of cute.
Pronghorn #2: I've got my eye on that shy brown one with the unibrow.
Pronghorn #3: What's her deal? She's got two boyfriends all to herself and 12 of us have to share Buck?
Pronghorn #4: And look at her! She's filthy.
Pronghorn #5: She's got the strangest eating habits, too. I wonder what they see in her?
Lucy: I'm being dissed by a herd of jealous pronghorns.
Lucy: Now ask me if I care.
Pronghorn #6: She even has her own photographer. Maybe she's some kind of model.