George: I know there's something good under here.
Alan: What do you suppose it is?
George: Hard to say at this point.
Me: You're wasting your time. There's nothing under there but dirt.
George was not convinced.
He kept trying...
…and finally tipped the tub,
only to discover it empty.
Then he turned around and backed up to the tub. I thought for sure he was going to poop in it,
but he give it a kick instead. I couldn't help but laugh.
Neither could Alan.