Hank: Didn't I wear this hat last Christmas?
Me: Yes, as a matter of fact. What's your point?
Hank: I deserve something new. What else you got in the prop tank?
Me: Sorry, buddy. You've worn everything in there, too.
Hank: Well, bah-humbug to that. If you expect me to get all dressed up for Christmas every year,
the least you could do is vary my wardrobe.
Me: No, Hank ... not now.
Come on, it's Christmas. Don't be rude.