Friday, December 14, 2012

Has Wynonna been naughty or nice?

Wynonna told me in no uncertain terms that if I expected her to get all dressed up for Christmas, 
she expected me to take her to the mall to see Santa.

I reminded her that I don't do malls, so she agreed to tell her Christmas wishes to the Sock Monkey instead. 


Wynonna: Are you sure this guy knows what he's doing?
I don't want to waste my time if he isn't going to deliver my presents.



Sock Monkey: Have you been naughty or nice?
Wynonna: What a stupid question. Of course I've been nice!
Sock Monkey: Alrighty then. Tell me what you'd like for Christmas.

I wasn't privy to the rest of the conversation but I think I overheard mention of 
more straw, bedtime snacks, and a tummy tuck.



Wynonna: You're a really good listener. You might consider a second career as a therapist.



When the session was over, Wynonna thanked Sock Monkey with a great big kiss...



...and I thanked her with a cookie for being such a good girl.


23 comments:

  1. Wynonna is such a gal, in the old time gal mode!

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  2. Adorable! Doesn't matter whether she's been naughty or nice, I'm sure Santa will bring her whatever she wants. Who could refuse a pig in a santa hat.

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  3. You have absolutely made my day with this!! I was overjoyed with Lucy and the boys in their Christmas finery ... Wynonna and a sock monkey are fabulous ... I love that pig!

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  4. This post will become a classic!

    Loved the tummy tuck comment.

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  5. Estella from Co.12/14/12, 6:58 AM

    What a face you have to love it....loved Sock Monkey, too. Wynonna is such a sweetie. Hugs

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  6. Yippee! Love all the herd decked out for the holidays. But I've been waiting for a week now just for a Sock Monkey appearance. Guess I've been a good girl, too.

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  7. Ok, now you've captured the best of the season with Wynonna and the sock monkey. These photos are so special! But I've always loved that girl and I have no doubt Santa will make her dreams come true.

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  8. she is just BEAUTIFUL...give her what she wants, naughty or nice, doesn't matter when she is this cute.

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  9. It's probably a good thing Wynonna used her charm on Sock Monkey instead of Santa. I'm sure he'll deliver...naughty or nice.
    Thanks, princess, for dressing up.

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  10. Great post! Wynonn - a is definitely a good pig - heck she even gives Sock Monkey Santa a kiss! Priceless series of photos and comments.

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  11. Wynonna, you are absolutely adorable girl!

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  12. Wynonna is such a good girl. How could there ever be a question about her naughty or nice status....oh my.
    This is such a cute pictorial of monkey and pig.....love it.
    Oma Linda

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  13. Yup, the boys and Smooch were great, but Wynonna and the sock monkey take the award. A very merry Christmas to you and all the critters. and just a side note, i'm beginning to think Wynonna should have been named "Hay(ley)."

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  14. As usual, I sit at my 'open' cubicle and laugh hysterically out loud and all 9 of my co-workers think I am crazy... you get me every single time! I love your blog. Have a great weekend!

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  15. Since she doesn't seem to move around a lot, it only stands to reason she has been nice. Hope Sock Monkey brings you every single thing you asked for, Wynonna!

    Cheers,
    Jo, Stella and Zkhat

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  16. Sock monkey santa is the bomb! Wynona is too cute...I think she deserves that bely rub :)

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  17. If you believe, dear Wynonna, every single wish will come true! Just you wait until Christmas morning.

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  18. Wynona, you don't need a tummy tuck. All of the guys I know love volupuous women!

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  19. Hey!

    Did you think we wouldn't notice that the "Sock Monkey" had replaced our porcupine friend?

    Merry Christmas to you and the herd.

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  20. Howdy Wynonna, jeez you're lucky to have a Santa sock monkey visit you. Hope all your wishes come true. We love your photos too! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  21. Wow. I didn't think Wynonna would stand for that. She looks quite fetching in red.

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  22. Wynonna-sweetie, a tummy tuck is totally beneath you!

    What a great, fun Christmas series these posts have been! :)

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