Thursday, January 19, 2012

It's not like I didn't warn him

Me: George, what seems to be the problem? You look a little troubled. 


George: I was chewing on the tree and now I've got sticky stuff all over my mouth. 


Me: And how many times have I told you not to chew on the trees? 


George: Eight million. But Alan was doing it. 


Me: And if Alan jumped off a cliff, you would follow him? 


George: I've heard this lecture before. 


Me: And you'll keep hearing it. Maybe one day it will sink in. 


George: Alright, alright. Now go get me a toothpick or some floss or something. 


George: Better yet, a shot of whiskey. That might dissolve it. 



Me: Fat chance. You act goofy enough when you're sober.

11 comments:

  1. My goodness but those pictures are priceless. Poor fellow.

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  2. What beautiful pictures!

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  3. Haha, ya'll are too funny. As always great pics.

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  4. OMG those are great! He can really work (curl) that tongue.

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  5. Estella from Co.1/19/12, 7:35 AM

    What faces...I'm with Laura, way too funny, AND the pictures. Love that little tongue and the expressions. Have a lovely day and hugs to the kids

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  6. What a great moment! I bet Alan was laughing at him.

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  7. Live and learn they say... for some it just takes more learning than others. Sorry your tongue an mouth are hurting, George. :-(

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  8. Wow, I never knew donkeys could roll their tongues and fold them sideways simultaneously. What talent!

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  9. You've probably heard this before, but you should really take this on the road, like in a kid's story book! Great pictures and a great story line.

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  10. This was a really good post. Ilove the tongues!

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  11. haha, poor guy! He's super cute!

    Corinna

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