Because Easter is next week, and because I have more eggs
than I know what to do with, and because yesterday I saw pictures
of brown eggs decorated with a silver Sharpie and got crazily inspired,
I had to try it myself, starting with blown out eggshells.
Of course I consulted Professor Google regarding "how to blow out an egg."
All the methods I saw involved: a) tools I didn't have or b) lung power I didn't want to use.
So I came up with my own technique.
Next comes the fun part...Sharpies!