Me: Hello, Mr. Squirrel. So very nice of you to drop by.
Mr. Squirrel: Is that damned dog home?
Me: Why, yes, she is. But for reasons I don't understand,
she doesn't appear to be the least bit interested in you today.
Mr. Squirrel: Are you not feeling well?
Smooch: I feel just fine. I thought I might just stare at you for awhile first,
you know...to give you a false sense of security.
Mr. Squirrel: How long is awhile?
Smooch: *bark bark bark bark bark* About that long.