Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Smooch teases the squirrel

 Me: Hello, Mr. Squirrel. So very nice of you to drop by.



 Mr. Squirrel: Is that damned dog home?



 Me: Why, yes, she is. But for reasons I don't understand,
she doesn't appear to be the least bit interested in you today.



 Mr. Squirrel: Are you not feeling well?




Smooch: I feel just fine. I thought I might just stare at you for awhile first,
you know...to give you a false sense of security.



 Mr. Squirrel: How long is awhile?



Smooch: *bark bark bark bark bark* About that long.




13 comments:

  1. Well done, Smooch. Whoever calls you, the hard working Head of Ranch Security, a "damned dog," deserves to be, uhm, blown over!!(?) ;)

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  2. P.S. This one did make me laugh out loud, even the second time around!

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  3. Squirrels are big teasers too.

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  4. Squirrels. Harumph! I say, let her on him!

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  5. That's one funny squirrel hinny. LMAO

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  6. I have a feeling there was mutual teasing going on.

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  7. Cute pictures and commentary. Well done!

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  8. Smooch -
    I never go easy on them.
    See here http://lifeatthe4shoes.blogspot.ca/
    Signed, Saint

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  9. I love squirrels, so cute! I love all animals...

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  10. poor little guy (or girl). Smooch, dont you have a few nuts for this sweet critter?

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  11. An American in Tokyo4/9/15, 8:46 PM

    How does Smooch react to a squirrel video? Same as through the door?

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