For the record, I feed generous quantities of hay to my equines four times a day –
breakfast, lunch, dinner and a bedtime snack. In addition, they have 80 stinkin' acres of pasture to graze!
Does this stop them from chomping on cholla? No.
The inside of this stuff holds some magical power over them. I hope it's not hallucinogenic.
Lucy: Stop fretting. We know what's good for us...
...and this doesn't hurt at all.
Lucy: Ok, maybe that one poked just a tiny bit.
Me: Uh...Lucy dear...you've got a little something hanging from your nose.
Lucy: How embarrassing. Don't let them see me.