By the time I unsaddled Lucy and made my way back to the pasture where we had last seen our two new friends,
at least 15 minutes had elapsed. I was not optimistic. But then again, I was looking for turtles, not rabbits.
Me: Hello, my new friend! Welcome to the 7MSN!
Maybe I should name you Grumpy Turtle.
Me: Don't be shy. I'll try to make you famous.
Grumpy Turtle: Can I have my own Facebook page?
Me: Sure. But you'd have to show up more than once a year to meet your adoring fans.
Grumpy Turtle: Let me get back to you on that.
If you have no idea what this whole turtle fixation is about,
click the word "turtles" under the "Looking for something?" column below to catch up.