Cow #1: What do you suppose they're doing?
Cow #2: Beats me.
George: We're putting on a show for you. This is the part where you're supposed to applaud.
Cow #2: You seem to be forgetting that I am a cow and have no appreciation for live theater.
Alan: Are they giving us a standing ovation?
Alan: How about now?
Me: Don't worry about what the cows think. All the folks at home love you.