Me: Honey Bunny! So good to see you this fine morning. Whatcha doing?
HB: Hiding from that damned dog. Does she have to bark every stinkin' time she sees me?
Me: I'd be more concerned with that burro over there if I were you. That's his Jolly Ball, you know.
HB: Crap. He sees me.
HB: Those big ears of his are scary.
Me: I'd be less concerned with his ears and more concerned about your own.
Who or what has been chewing on you?
Me: Please tell me it hasn't been one of my chickens.
HB: All I wanted this morning was a simple drink of water. What do I get?
A barking dog, a burro bully, and a face-to-beak encounter with a carniverous chicken.
Don't even get me started about you and that camera.
HB: The water's pretty good, though. You might want to clean this tub before I come back tomorrow.