Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Will work for food

Alan: What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here, 
besides pick up a big, heavy tub with his teeth and toss it around?



Alan: It's obvious that I'm starving.



Alan: I should take my show on the road.



Alan: Kind strangers might toss coins in my tub so that I could buy hay.
Me: Give it a rest, Chubby. Nobody's buying your sob story.

10 comments:

  1. Why Alan is wasting away ;) Tossing you some Canadian coins from up north eh :D

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  2. if i were there I would drop my coins in right away

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  3. He is so funny. It was always him that was "rearranging the furniture" when I'd hear noise in the barn and look out the window. He must be like me---always wanting something tasty, whether I'm actually hungry or not.

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  4. Just like a giant dog!

    Nancy in Iowa

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  5. Alan is such a cutie patootie. Nice that your herd have different personalities. It would be a bit of a problem if they were all comedians like Mr. Alan Funnybones. Oma Linda

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  6. No money to toss in your tub, dear Alan, but I might find a slice or two of watermelon for you if I lived closer. :)

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  7. I would call this an obvious request.

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  8. He always hopes it will work. Sweetheart to the core.

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  9. Oh Alan, I think there's a good amount of "author's license" in your story, but you're telling it so very well!

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