Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Alan's life of crime

Me: Lucy, you seem to be having a wardrobe malfunction.



Lucy: Alan did it.
Me: That goes without saying.



Me: What was the last thing I said to you this morning, George?
George: Don't come home without your fly mask.




Me: You didn't listen to me, did you?
George: Oh, I listened alright. I listened as Mr. Velcro Ripper stole it right off my face.





Me: That's exactly where you belong, Alan – behind bars.

16 comments:

  1. That 4th picture (of George) must be the sweetest you've even taken of him. Those eyes...
    x
    Els from Amsterdam

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  2. their eyes are so full of SOUL

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  3. I believe that he was framed. :)

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  4. Sooooo cute!! We have the same deal here, too. One of my mini's rips fly masks off the ponies! They must love the sound of velcro. I think we should come up with a horse toy that involves lots of velcro straps!!

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  5. Have you investigated Essential Oils as fly repellant?

    They work.

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  6. Alan totally looks like a criminal in that photo! Do you suppose he feels as though George and Lucy aren't completely 'there' with their fly masks on? Or is it just a recreational past time?

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  7. Alan definitely needs a time out!

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  8. I thought that maybe by attaching (sewing?) a string or little cord on the right and left backside of the mask, at least it would keep on hanging on the neck of the "victim"

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  9. lol....oh, that's a guilty face, alright!

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  10. Have you thought about coating the straps in something that tastes awful? Cayenne or something maybe?

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  11. I just knew he'd end up in the Big House!

    Nancy in Iowa

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  12. lol maybe he needs a muzzle :p

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  13. ummmmmmmmbers, Alan got busted again. Poor critters having a velcro ripper for a bro. Now that's gotta be a stigma for them.....not. Love your beasties. Oma Linda

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  14. Awwwwwwww, sweet little Alan. Probably worried about the prison jump suit. I think he'll look just fine in orange.

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  15. I think those fly masks give Alan the creeps and he can't wait to see his pal au naturel. Try the liquid stuff the lady above mentioned that would keep the flies away.

    Poor little kids! Mean old flies!

    Jo in MN

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  16. George: innocence personified; Alan: guilty as charged. Expressive pictures (as usual)!

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