Alan was front and center on the way home for dinner yesterday.
George took exception with Alan's leadership role. Or his gas. Not sure which.
Alan: It isn't the first time he's tried to upstage me, and I'm sure it won't be the last.
Me: How right you are.
Alan: I'm not threatened by his insecure and childish behavior.
Alan: He can make all the funny faces he wants. I'm still at the head of the line...
...so I get the last word.