You had to have known this silliness wouldn't stop with the dog.
Lucy: Not one word.
Wynonna: She looks like a piñata.
Lucy: I think we need to work on the styling.
Me: How about a different headpiece?
Lucy: I wish you'd shop at someplace besides Walmart.
Lucy: People are going to laugh at me.
Me: No, they aren't, honey. They're going to laugh with you.
Lucy: Ok, let's all have a good laugh together...
Lucy: I'm feeling rather jolly now.
Alan: Whoa. I like the jolly Lucy better.