Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Highlights from The Super Burro Bowl

Super Burro Bowl One did not get off to a great start.
Lucy immediately got a 5-yard penalty for offsides...



... then Alan took advantage of her mistake and ran for a first down.



The ball exchanged hands mouths throughout the first quarter.



Lucy: I hate this game. I never know which way I'm supposed to run.



Referee: 15-yard penalty, defense, illegal use of the tongue!



Again, Alan took advantage of his opponent's mistake and ran for another first down.


Referee: 10-yard penalty, defense, unsportsmanlike conduct!


This time, Alan took the ball across the goal line.
At the end of the half, the score was Alan 6, George 0.

Sadly, I did not get any pictures of the half-time show. You should have seen it.
There was Wynonna, in her lace gloves and bustier, rockin' it. Seriously.
Smokin' hot. Think smoked ham. Yum.


Anyway, after the half-time show, the game resumed and Alan had possession at the 40-yard line.



But he fumbled the ball and George retrieved it!


Referee: Penalty, offense and defense, 20 yards for unnecessary cuteness!


The rest of the game was marred by one penalty after another.


Referee: Penalty, defense, pass interference, 15 yards,
plus an additional 5 yards for stinkeye.


Referee: 10-yard penalty, offense, too many players on the field!





Referee: 50-yard penalty, offense, poking eye out!



Alan: Damn referee...spoils all my fun. I'll show her.



With two seconds left in the game, Alan crosses into the end zone with the ball!


Al Michaels: Alan, you've just scored the winning touchdown in Super Burro Bowl I! 
What are you going to do now?

Alan: I'm going to Disneyworld! Can George come with me?
And Lucy and Hank? And mom, too? Somebody has to take pictures.

21 comments:

  1. Of course I watched not one second of the football SuperBowl but I know the Burro Bowl is much more entertaining!
    The eye-poking-out made me snicker.

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  2. The best super bowl game I've ever seen. At least I could follow it.
    They are definitely stars.
    Best always, Sandra

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  3. is that eye black underneath lucy's eyes or was her mascara running?

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  4. This bowl game was much more interesting than the other one!

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  5. Too cute! Would have loved to see pictures of Wynonna rockin it!

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  6. Loved the burro super bowl game...much more interesting than the real thing :) If ya need chaperons for the Disney trip...just sayin' :) jeanne from SC

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  7. Was Burriweiser the sponsor? Move over Clydesdales, Alan and George are stealing the show!

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  8. The outcome of that game was far more interesting to me than the real Superbowl. :)

    Love how you blacked under Lucy's eyes. :)

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  9. Didn't watch the Super Bowl but did look up the Clydesdale commercial which I usually like. This year it sort of sucked eggs your Burro Bowl was much more entertaining.

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  10. Estella from Co.2/7/12, 7:39 AM

    NOW THAT is entertaining, would watch this show anytime. I also noticed Lucy's blackened eye's...did you put her in to play??? What a great way to start the day. Hugs

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  11. Yay! Alan won! Next year we must see the halftime show, as well. This game was much more entertaining than the other one with people getting hurt and stupid commercials (although I did like the Doritos commercials.)

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  12. I am in hysterics! This is so great. I'll be coming back to this one for a good laugh when I need it.

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  13. This is even better than the Puppy Bowl! Thank you for your excellent play by play, too.

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  14. Hey! I just found a secret Internet video of Wynonna's half-time wardrobe malfunction! No wonder you didn't post any pictures of it. It was a quick slip of the bustier. Leave it to her adoring fans to catch it with cell phone videos.

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  15. Carol in Colorado2/7/12, 11:10 AM

    I love the Burro Bowl!! I hope it comes back for next year. I can't believe I missed the halftime show featuring the Princess.


    The gang needs a larger ball to play with. Just imagine the bowl games!

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  16. LOL You realy got me with this one!

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  17. Oh, they're SO cute!!! I'm smiling and laughing. They're just adorable. :)

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  18. Sandy from Edgewood, NM2/7/12, 3:28 PM

    I'm telling you.... need to get Jolly Ball endorsement!!!! Priceless captions and LOVE Lucy's eye details!

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  19. Alan was truly a winner! I watched the Super bowl, Puppy bowl & have now seen the Super Burro Brothers bowl!

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  20. That's it, I'm going to the burro bowl next year!

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  21. I think your post should be featured at next year's Super Bowl, along with all of the clever ads!

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